Frap-u-fucking-chino

Ways to ruin your barista's day:
1. Order a frapuchino.
2. Dump your coffee in the trash can, so there's more room for cream.
3. Pay for your coffee with a $20, $50, or $100.
4. Approach the counter while on your cell phone.
5. Make everyone wait for you to finish your conversation before you order.
6. Ask for 20, $5 gift cards when there is a line out the door.
7. Insist that your milk be steamed to 180 degrees.
8. Hover over the bar while your drink is made.
9. Insist that your coffee be made in a press.
10. "Forget" to tip.