It's not Burger King

Some pretentious fuck with nothing better to do on a Saturday came into Starbucks and asked for a "grande, sugar-free vanilla, 120 degree late". I made his drink, handed it to him, thanked him and was about to go about business, when he pulled a DIGITAL THERMOMETER out of his POCKET, stuck it in his drink, and said "124. You need to calibrate your thermometer."

I wanted to calibrate his attitude.