Giant Douche?

Hi! My name is Ryan. I used to work for a very busy Starbucks, but then I called in an hour into my shift and quit!
After that, I thought it was perfectly fine to go back to the same store, and try to get them to give me free drinks! They laughed and chased me out with a broom. Then, I came back a few days later, and tried to get a free drink by presenting a service recovery coupon, which I obviously stole.

I got pissed when the register partner ripped it up in my face, smiled, and politely told me to go fuck myself. I haven't been back into the store since then. They are mean!

It's official. Ryan is a giant douche.
Final tally?
Yes: 27
No: 0