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I hate one out of every ten Starbucks customers.
Today some tragically daft young lady stood in front of my register for a good three minutes while sizing up the pastry case.
She turned and said to her equally daft friend "Do you think those muffins have carbs in them?" I bit my tongue. Her friend said: "I dunno, ask them." Daft girl #1 turned back to me, blinked and said: "Um...do those muffins, like, have any carbs in them?"
I paused for a moment, considered my response and said (with a straight face) "no... no carbs in those muffins." She ordered two.
Today some tragically daft young lady stood in front of my register for a good three minutes while sizing up the pastry case.
She turned and said to her equally daft friend "Do you think those muffins have carbs in them?" I bit my tongue. Her friend said: "I dunno, ask them." Daft girl #1 turned back to me, blinked and said: "Um...do those muffins, like, have any carbs in them?"
I paused for a moment, considered my response and said (with a straight face) "no... no carbs in those muffins." She ordered two.
posted by abbiapple at 10:29 PM
5 Comments:
hmmm muffins without carbs, did they get a non-fat-latte with extra whipcream too?
That was my wife and mother-in-law.
And they told me they left a hefty tip for such good service. They only pretended to be slow, because they thought you were a hunk, and had to stare at you as long as they could.
A hunk? I'm 5'3, 115lbs and have too many boobs to be a hunk. You must have the wrong barista.
Haha people are soooooo STUPID!! I understand gluten free questions, but seriously....If Dr Atkins were not already dead I'd love to give him an ass-whooping!
Hilarious!
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