It's not Burger King

Some pretentious fuck with nothing better to do on a Saturday came into Starbucks and asked for a "grande, sugar-free vanilla, 120 degree late". I made his drink, handed it to him, thanked him and was about to go about business, when he pulled a DIGITAL THERMOMETER out of his POCKET, stuck it in his drink, and said "124. You need to calibrate your thermometer."

I wanted to calibrate his attitude.

I Hate Starbucks

I Hate Starbucks

Starbucks hates you too.

Frap-u-fucking-chino

Ways to ruin your barista's day:
1. Order a frapuchino.
2. Dump your coffee in the trash can, so there's more room for cream.
3. Pay for your coffee with a $20, $50, or $100.
4. Approach the counter while on your cell phone.
5. Make everyone wait for you to finish your conversation before you order.
6. Ask for 20, $5 gift cards when there is a line out the door.
7. Insist that your milk be steamed to 180 degrees.
8. Hover over the bar while your drink is made.
9. Insist that your coffee be made in a press.
10. "Forget" to tip.